Guess who’s falling for a straight guy?

Figured it out? It’s me I’m writing the post. But yeah…FUCK!

undeadthug:

where do grandmas and aunties even buy this shit? It’s not in stores???do they have a dealer who sells to them???? 

undeadthug:

where do grandmas and aunties even buy this shit? It’s not in stores???do they have a dealer who sells to them???? 

(Source: vieja-solar, via soundlyawake)

The life of a third wheel

(Source: dutchster, via lulz-time)

ariaste:

unamusedsloth:

Exercise caution, especially with things labeled “fresh” pizza

I dunno, I’m most worried about “stairs”

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mypatronusisrorypond:

theonlyhopeformeisbands:

Canadian police on the job.

I can’t tell if you’re talking about the dog, or the cops taking pictures of the dog

mypatronusisrorypond:

theonlyhopeformeisbands:

Canadian police on the job.

I can’t tell if you’re talking about the dog, or the cops taking pictures of the dog

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